Soul Eater Quotes

Maka Albarn:

• MAKA CHOP!
• A sound soul dwells within a sound mind, and a sound body.
• Your soul is mine!
• 42-42-564, whenever you want to knock on Death’s door.
• You men. All of you, you’re horrible. Cheating on every woman. But you, you I actually decided to trust. I put my faith in you. I can’t believe this. I wish that all of you would just die!
• People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger.
• The legendary super-skill of the Scythe-Meister! Witch Hunter!
• Stop looking at my soul, you creep!
• I was wondering. Do souls taste good? You seem to like ’em.
• I screwed up…
• The 118th rule in the Death Weapon Meister Academy handbook states, ‘In the event of an emergency students are allow to enter the Death Room without first obtaining permission’.
• We have to find a way to face this scar.
• I refuse to let my fear control me anymore.
• I’m going to become stronger!
• It doesn’t hurt! It’s not hot! I’m not scared! I will not be beaten!
• Figure Six Hunter!
• Papa was only 18 years old when I was born. He used to read a lot of books to me back then.
• What could that creep possibly be thinking sending sexy underwear to his own daughter.
• What kind of fun does he mean? Just what kind of girl does he think I am!?
• Watch it, or I’ll take your soul!
• We might be scared but that’s what makes us stronger!

Soul Eater Evans

• What are you smoking? Don’t you see how cool I am? You think I’m going to settle for a flat chested girl like her?
• Your soul is mine!
• Naked lady!
• If we die, we die cool.
• It’s okay, cool guys see naked women all the time, I’m totally used to it.
• Damn that witch. How am I supposed to be cool when she’s all hot and naked like that, huh?
• After all. Cool men don’t cheat on their partners do they?
• In the end the shape and form don’t matter at all, it’s only the soul that matters right? Nothing else.
• Souls are so yummy.
• I hope it’s a cool morning. That’s how cool days always start out. And a cool guy like me deserves the coolest morning possible.
• Come out! Nap time’s over zombie!
• I’m hungry! can we just get his damn zombie soul already?
• Back away, I won’t let you touch my Meister.
• You know what they say– When in Rome, eat lots of pasta!
• I am your weapon partner Maka! That means I’m always prepared to die for my Meister!
• What is this place? Where am I? Wherever it is, it’s completely dark. I can’t even see my own body. It hurts… Which way is up? Which way is down? Where am I supposed to go? Someone help me.
• As far as I know music isn’t picky about when it gets played.
• Anybody want to take the sexy kitty home? She’s free.
• You’re stubborn and reckless, all you like to do for fun is read so you’re boring, and you have fat ankles.

Little Demon

• Swing, swing, swing.
• Wouldn’t it be nice to have a strong mind, one that can get rid of the fear you feel?
• Seek out the power you need. Find a rule to break, it will make you stronger. Stronger perhaps then you thought possible.
• Come with me. Overwhelming madness and power await.

 Black Star

• YAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• Assassins Rule Number One – Silence: Dissolve in the darkness and erase your breath. Wait for an opening to attack your target.
• Assassins Rule Number Two – Transpositional Thinking: Analyze the target in order to predict his thoughts and movements.
• Assassins Rule Number Three – Speed: Take out the target before the target notices your presence.
• I am the great assassin Black Star! And I’ve come here to assassinate you all!
• Sometimes I’m such a big star I can’t handle it.
• It was awesome I was the biggest star in the whole room yesterday!
• Dying now, my breath will be erased okay?
• My name is Black Star. I’ll surpass the power of the gods.
• Compared to a man as big as me you realize how small you are don’t you? I understand how you feel. Even I can be frightened by my own greatness. So I find it difficult to stand in front of mirrors.
• You can look high or low but you wont find a bigger guy than me!
• Finishing Strike! Black Star Big Wave!
• It could be real difficult to hide when you’re as big a star as I am.
• You wont be laughing once you taste our power of friendship!
• Soul! Soul! Are you okay?! You are going to be alright Black Star is here for you now!! Open your eyes! One look at my big handsome face and you’ll be cured for sure!
• “Stars. Don’t. Clean.
• YAAAAHHOOOO! Black Star on stage front and center YEAH! A big star is here to perform in your tiny village come on out everybody!
• The tattoo is a symbol of my family, the Star Clan. They were a clan of assassins. Everybody knew they would do anything for money. After a while killing people wasn’t enough, they were hungry for even more power so they began hunting human souls. But now it’s just me, I’m the last member of the Star Clan. 13 years ago their souls were taken by Lord Death and the Meisters from the Academy. At the time I was still a baby, so they didn’t take my soul. That’s when the school took me in. That’s it. The end.
• Speed Star!
• I’m just a dude who’s way ahead of his time you know? Does that mean I was born too early because time can’t keep up with me?
• YAAAAAHOOOO! Fellow students remember this well! I am Black Star the worlds greatest assassin! The big man! I will transcend death! Try not to feel too bad about living in my shadow! It isn’t your fault that I’m the biggest star ever! Sooner or later you will all cower before me! Let me hear you now! Scream the name of Black Star!
• Hey Tsubaki come out of there already. You haven’t lost to him have you? You can put on a better show than that come back out on stage. Encore, encore. Tsubaki encore, give us an encore!
• Alright then! Come here! Come over here Black Stars giving you a big hug!
• What the point of worrying about the past? A real star keeps moving forward.
• My soul wave length just got taken away. I’m gunna miss it.
• I’m Black Star. I’m on a whole different level than you. I’m a big man! I beat death! Who else can say that?!
• I’m not going to let myself get beat by a jar!
• Who cares about snow? Snow can’t touch me, I could be naked out here and it wouldn’t bother me at all.
• London bridge is falling down dude!
• It’s me with a capital M! I’m the only one big enough to capitalize me!
• I’ll never show you my tears. These are the tears of those who died with regrets. If there’s a way to take away these regrets, I’ll make sure I’ll find it.
• If it’s fear that you speak of, then I’ll stand and face it. I’ll never give up. The only time I lose is when I die!
• As long as I don’t admit defeat, then it’ll never be a loss!
• Hey Soul, Let’s piss on Sid’s Grave!

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa

•  Excuse me I’m not a microphone! I’m a chain scythe.
• Silence means approaching quietly!
• The Camellia Blossom, also known as Tsubaki, is a flower without fragrance. It proclaims nothing, blooming in silence. When the blossom’s petals scatter, it’s quiet and tragic. I am Tsubaki. A silent flower without fragrance.
• I am Tsubaki, a flower without fragrance. When I fall it will be silent and tragic.
• I have a friend who has helped me realize something. He’s helped me see that a Camellia does have a fragrance!
• Yay London!
• You guys are a team, you have to work together if you want to do anything! One person can’t make a decision without the other, you decide together and you fight together!
• I’ll admit Black Star makes some dumb calls from time to time, but the important thing is I’m here to back him up no matter how big a fool he is. If we’re fools we’re fools together, that’s the kind of team we are.
• Our souls, together with you till the end!

Death the Kid

• Just look Patty! Your stance is off again! The two of you aren’t in a line!
• Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful.
• Symmetry is key. Everything must be esthetically pleasing. That’s why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I’m completely balanced on the right and left. It isn’t perfect because your human forms are so different from each other though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!
• I’m an abomination! I’m filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I’m garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!
• I’m worrying about it! I’m worrying it! Worry! Worry! Worry!
• Tornado Flip!
• You’re disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I’ve never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot, and reburied! You make me violently ill.
• Dammit Pattty!
• I’m a pig, a louse, a useless cow! I destroyed Anubis! Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!
• Dammit I’m garbage! I’ll die!
• No I can’t go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?
• What If I didn’t fold the toilet paper? Something like that could ruin my life forever. I can’t be defeated by toilet paper, if I turn my back on this I shouldn’t be allowed to live anymore.
• No it can’t be seven say eight dammit! Eight is better! It’s physically impossible to cut the number seven in half and make it symmetrical! It has to be eight instead! Eight cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! Take it back I beg of you! Please say eight! PLEASE!
• Black Star I can’t come down, there’s water. Carry me.
• I’ll ward off the water from above. Can you can handle the water on the ground okay? We’ll work together, it’s a good thing there are two of us here. This way would be impassable alone. Quite an obstacle.
• We’re hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn’t be surprising.
• It’s awful! Just awful. No matter what I do I can’t get the K right! I’m useless garbage, I’m a horrible disgusting person who doesn’t deserve to live another day!
• If you want to do damage to the other ship you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!
• I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn’t happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!
• I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything.
• I’m going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced.
• You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!
• Reaper Combat Art: Mortal Sin Stance.
• Just look at it Liz, Patti, just look at how the clouds are! Flowing right toward the sun! It’s so beautiful, even the sky is symmetrical!

Elizabeth “Liz” Thompson

• A sound soul dwells within sound skin and sound cuticles.”
• I can see through your lying, you want to gobble up my hot body!”
• We were born as weapons and we loved the power that came with it. Nothing could scare us. We walked around town like we owned the place, taking whatever we wanted whenever we wanted it. No one ever thought to ask what our lives were really like.”

Patricia “Patti” Thomson

• Yeah Kid you’re not garbage. If you were garbage you would smell a lot worse so why don’t we just get up and try again okay?
• Hey sis I’ve been wondering something. How come everyone always closes their eyes when they sneeze? Is it to keep their eyes from popping out of their heads?
• You broke the Pharaoh! “You broke the Pharaoh! “You broke the Pharaoh!
• Yeah it’s going to be freaking awesome!
• Giraffe! Giraffe! I love Giraffes!
• You better watch out! I can break your neck!
• Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
• Get your ass moving now, damn you.